Keepin' It Real

Do you ever have those moments as a mother where you stop and think, "Did I really say that"? It happens to me more and more the busier I get. I'm starting to find it really entertaining. :) Here are a few of the things I've noticed saying recently.

1. No, that's a spoon, not an eye patch. (note that the spoon was covered with food)

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2. What's wrong with your face?

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3. Please don't put applesauce on your clean head. (dirty head is negotiable)

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4. The monkey stays in the car.

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5. You can't just eat cheese all day.

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6. Why is there sand in your diaper?

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7. I'm not a ______ (insert animal of the day), I'm your mother.

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8. Naked bottom stays in the bathroom.

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9. It's my jawbone. No, you can't take it out. Yes, I guess it is dark in there.

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10. If you say that again my head will explode. Yes. For real.