Never pictured myself saying this...

("Duck under plastic". Our variation of the famous "duck under glass". Sorry Daisy.)





Don't hit your brother with the shovel... No, no.

Please don't lick my shorts.

Tell Sarah Lynn (a plastic doll) to get out of my face, please.


Please don't hit my head while I'm praying.


I'm not a doggie, I'm your mother.


Please stop touching my bottom.

Thank you for sneezing on me.

No, Sweetie... You need to keep your face on your body.